People can't f'ing drive

Ok Here is Colin driving tips 101. First off when you come to a red light and therre are 3 lanes of traffic and the right lane is empty but the others have a couple cars in them dont go into the right lane unless your going to turn right. Im getting sick of being stuck behind some that is not turning when there are 10 cars behind that are turning. It's rude. Secondly if your on the highway, tollway ect, do not drive in the fast lane unless your going to go fast the right lane is not for going the speed limit. Thirdly, when you come upto a light and it turns yellow, STOP. It might cost you a whole 2 minutes but i have seen soooo many wrecks by people tryin to beat the yellow light. It is sooo not worth it. Ok now here is the big one this is called the zipper. When there are alot of cars merging together if everyone would let just one car in the we would create a zipper effect and all would be good. But no we dumb asses that wont let anybody in and then there are the asses that will jump in and make everyone else slow down and it kills the zipper theory. Just try to be a better driver and then we can all go home a bit happier in the evening. Ok thats my 2 cents until next time. Secrest out