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Report...This just in....There seems to be trouble in the monkeyshyne compound. This picture was spotted on the internet by someone in this office. Monkeyshyne was contacted by our people and their publicists only offered that they were merely working out a new dance move. They also deny the report that Chris has become very hostile as of late. We interviewed his high school girlfriends and they said Chris is TNT without a fuse. Once again Monkeyshyne's publicists declined to admit these allegations were true. They state that even though Chris can appear "scary" he is merely a very hairy teddy bear. We will be watching this story closely and will keep you up to date as soon as there is a change in their position.

Evan Drysdale
Dallas Morning News
Freelance Journalist
spreadtheshyne@yahoo.com
April 12th 2006