My Story......
Ok by now you have read Chris's and Keith's Blogs so you know what went down this weekend. The only problem is you only know 2/3rds of the story. Picture this.....Oz and I went to Wal-Mart to get us all swimsuits for the hot tub. We went in to get only swimsuits. We came out with $130 worth of crap. We shopped for about 2 hours and I think went into every aisle they had. On top of that poor Oz also had to share a hotel room with Cliff and I and had to deal with two people that can wake the dead when they snore. Keith got mad and yelled at Chris and I in Ihop in front of everyone and made us cry a lil bit. But there was some other weird ass shit that happened this weekend. I'm thinking it was because of the full moon.
First off there was this mysterious hat Friday night that seemed to find it's way on all the sexy people's head.
Just look how that magic hat makes the sexy look like perfection in a picture.
Also I played guitar......it was during soundcheck but I was on stage and there was 2 people watching me perform my new song called "Durka durka durka jihad". I think the best thing that happened was when Chris told Keith the Spork salesman was outside so he lept off the stage and we were able to replace him
with a much better looking bassist. Now unfortunatley Keith figured out Chris's little scam and came back mad but Chris bought him Jagerbomb and gave him a hug and all was well.
That is my story and I'm sticking to it........
p.s. Boots........
First off there was this mysterious hat Friday night that seemed to find it's way on all the sexy people's head.
Just look how that magic hat makes the sexy look like perfection in a picture.
Also I played guitar......it was during soundcheck but I was on stage and there was 2 people watching me perform my new song called "Durka durka durka jihad". I think the best thing that happened was when Chris told Keith the Spork salesman was outside so he lept off the stage and we were able to replace him
with a much better looking bassist. Now unfortunatley Keith figured out Chris's little scam and came back mad but Chris bought him Jagerbomb and gave him a hug and all was well.
That is my story and I'm sticking to it........
p.s. Boots........
posted by Colin at 1:36 AM
1 Comments:
If said senior management cannot do all duties required, then said senior management should delegate same responsiblities for every event, then nothing is left uncovered & that delegated middle management person will then get the finger pointed at him for not covering HIS ASS! Since I am the EX WIFE (my choice) of an executive upper management VP of a major construction commercial contractor, I know these facts all to well. Senior management - start delegating all those jobs out!!!!! That will take care of all the crying, madness and bickering which I had to personally witness some of at Bum's as I was sucking down some alcohol and LOL at this moment burned in my feeble old mind forever. I do have to give all those who do participate in the blogging (yes Chris they really do blog) a hat's off, they are quite entertaining, well except for Oz'!!!! So 2 kudos to all of you for a road & blog job well done in the end, but please senior management DELEGATE!
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