Space alien raped my Weed Eater, reveals Mexican Musician!

Mexican musician Oscar Hernandez watched in shock and disbelief as a space alien snatched the Weed Eater out of his work truck and made mad, passionate love to it!

"It wasn't a pretty sight," declared Hernandez, who said the drama unfolded when a bullet-shaped UFO appeared directly in front of his truck as he drove along an isolated dirt road near his home in Dallas, causing him to swerve into a field. The musician said he was still behind the wheel -- his truck engine dead -- when a ramp folded out of the starship's belly. A space alien with big eyes, pointed ears and long arms trotted off the ramp.

"He ran straight over to my truck, hopped in the back and started throwing tools around like he was looking for something," said Hernandez. "When he finally got to the Weed Eater he made a gasping noise and pulled it close to his chest. The next thing I know he had it on the ground. There was no question what he was doing."

Hernandez says the alien "cuddled" with the machine for two or three minutes before he returned to his UFO and vanished over the horizon. Police Capt. Hal Livingston said detectives investigated but could find no evidence that a starship had landed.

"That doesn't mean that an extraterrestrial didn't try to mate with his Weed Eater," said the cop. "It just means we can't prove it."