Do you need a tissue??

Ok Keith and I have been talking and we decided to implement a new monkeyshyne policy. No whining. From now on when you whine(Chris,oz we're talking to you) you have to give Keith and I $5. I know some of you might think this is a bit harsh but you don't fully understand how long this has been going on and right now they are both "hurt" and Keith and I are about to crazy. I can remember back when they would whine because we weren't making money or nobody showed up. They would whine and cry because our van had no AC. When allergy season starts omg these two will drive you nuts with the sniffling and whining. I digress, I can't really blame them totally. You have to take in a couple considerations as to how they got this way. First off you have to take in consideration they are both singers. Singers have a reputation of whining when they are put in the least bit of discomfort. The main reason I think is they both share an addiction. They are obsessed with midget porn. Recent studies do show that 80% of males age 18-35 that obsess over midget porn tend to be the "whiny woe is me" type of personality. This can be corrected with the proper dose of Alcohol(Chris) or M&M's(Oz). So I can't totally blame them but Keith and I are putting our collective feet down. So gentlemen just be forewarned you can whine if you want, but it'll cost you $5.